U Ain't Right!

Uppercunt!

2008-03-19T12:06:00.001-04:00

Dude I've been nut punched but this is rediculous! the look on her face is classic!

Happy March 14th! Steak and BJ Day!

2008-03-14T08:49:00.003-04:00

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This is the greatest idea ever created! I have been a supporter of this holiday for years. Men break there wallets over flowers, dinner, gifts, lotions, handcuffs, velcro straps, tasers..um..sorry got carried away, anyway once a year we dedicate an entire day to your needs to show you how much we care. So how about it? Come on just a kiss, maybe lick the shaft, tickle my balls, come on please? Oh and medium rare on that steak!

Happy Steak and BJ Day guys!

99 Words for Boobs!

2008-03-14T08:46:00.003-04:00

This was sent to me by a friend via email. I almost broke a rib laughing!

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Swear Jar

2008-03-14T08:44:00.001-04:00

Funny as Hell!!

Go Browns!

2008-03-14T08:00:00.003-04:00

I never get tired of Rednecks

2008-01-15T09:27:00.000-05:00

check out these tees!

Ol' Blue eyes ~ Strangers on My Flight

2008-01-15T09:21:00.000-05:00

Now this shit should be played at all airports on a constant loop! credited to Beefsteak

click the on Frank!

I'm a Shark! music video

2008-01-15T09:19:00.001-05:00

Funny ass shit sent to me by Yabbyshmabby!

Dude I boned your sister!

2007-12-21T11:15:00.000-05:00

THIS ONE IS EVEN BETTER!!!

Britney Spears' sister Jamie Lynn Knocked up at 16!!

2007-12-20T18:02:00.000-05:00

Like shit isn't bad enough for Britney Spears. You would think losing her kids to douchey K-Fed, gaining some weight, going absolutley apeshit and shaving her head, plus partying like a rockstar, that maybe just maybe she might catch a break. Nope! appears her 16 year old sister Jami Lynn Spears has been playing "Just the Tip" with her 19 year old boyfriend Casey Aldridge.

And to top it off her ass is preggers! So I guess it's starbucks, McDonald's, & secret sex rooms in Jamie Lynn's future. Jamie Lynn is well known as the charcter "Zoe" on the Nichleodeon TV Show "Zoe 101". She said to have moved in with Alridge or as we're calling him "Federidge" and somwhere in between then and now he forgot to pull out. Dumb shit! Ain't you never heard a no rubber?!

Oh by the way:

skeleton

2007-12-19T21:29:00.000-05:00

Pictures that make me Giggle!

2007-12-19T21:21:00.000-05:00

Charlie Browns Ghetto Christmas

2007-12-17T16:48:00.001-05:00

Wallmart Sucks

2007-12-17T16:08:00.000-05:00

We've all heard stories of how bad Wallmart sucks. everything from the outrageous under paid illegal imagrant workers to the fact that this All-American store sells 98% of "made in China" products. OK so I think I broke record last night. It was like 10:40pm and I had to run to Wallmart, which is 5 minutes from my house. Keep in mind all I need was three cans of white chunked chicken (don't ask). I pull in the parking lot at 10:48. I walk into Wallmart not suprised that it's a ghost town on a sunday night. I walk down to the Isle, grab 3 cans of chicken and head for the Check out line...10:52. Low and behold Of all the 30 sum registers who's suprised that they only have 2 of them up and running! And to top it off both the register people are swear to god fuckin' douchebags! and there's like 8 people in each line. I'm cool still until I get into line and of course the ass munch at the front is that typical fuck-off stool sample that insists somethings on sale when it's not simply because he picked it up from the shelf from where some little brat faggot misplaced it. So they argue bag and fourth about the price until finally the ass bag decides he doesn't want it now...11:15. Ass bag checks out, things seem ok the next 2 or 3 customers seemed fine even though douchebag rings up items as fast as molasses.

11:32pm...One more lady in front of me, seemed cheery gave me that "I wish I was at home snorting heroine and licking my dogs anus" eye roll / smile expression. She's getting her items scanned, shit like those 20lb bags of dog food, small microwave, and a whole bunch of other useless shit, and then it hits...douchebag tells her the price and she doesn't have enough. At this point I'm irritated and my infamous smart ass mumbling starts. As I watch Douchebag and broke ass go about trying to figure out what to keep what to not, and how many scenarios they can come up with for this stupid jackass to get as much as she can on this trip, I am now coming up with scenarios on how to be entertained during all this. Everything from setting them on fire to beating them with my cans of chicken. After all this Broke Ass buys the Microwave and dog food and leaves everything else...11:40.

Now I'm pissed and as Douchebag rings me up all I can do is concentrate to not strangle this retard and piss on his corpse! I pay and of course As I'm leaving the midnight security doorman who is at least 900 years old wabbles on over to me and asks me to see my receipt! "It's three cans of fuckin' chicken for fucks sake here!" I shouted and threw him my receipt. I got into my car and unleashed a fury of every cuss word and satanic phrase of scripture I could think of as I realized it's now 11:49! 57 minutes of waiting in line for three son-of-a-bitching cans of god damn chicken it took me 4 minutes to get! There are two people I Hope I never meet in this world 1.) an executive for WallMart or WallGreens (Cause I'll stomp a mudhole in their fuckin' asses just to feel better) and 2.) Debt collectors (cause there all loud and proud over the phone, I meet one in person I'm gonna insert my boot right up their ass!)
Too many fuckin' douchebags in this world!

And on a last minute note, I must admit I am a tool for standing in line for 57 minutes!

What's it gonna be?

2007-12-17T14:59:00.000-05:00

Dude the Asian guy is the best part!

Breathing commercial

2007-12-10T15:53:00.000-05:00

I love shit like this!

Retarded Policeman Episodes 3 & 4

2007-12-10T15:46:00.000-05:00

Before you go making comments here's a small message from the creators:
Before you leave mean comments, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He's a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And we all had a great time shooting a few episodes of "Retarded Policeman!"

Check out Ponce's Video Response:
Response from Ponce

Now This is Love

2007-12-07T09:42:00.000-05:00

Every cus word we know!

2007-12-06T22:43:00.000-05:00

Rumor Willis the secrets out

2007-12-06T22:31:00.001-05:00

So I figured out what bugs me about Rumor Willis. She's fuckin' U.L.G.Y. ugly hey hey you ugly. I mean if it was either her or a badger on fire rumaging through a dumpster I'd honeslty have to admit dumpster diving is a possiblity.

I guess it could be worse...she could be Amy Winehouse!

American Idol finalist offer BJs!

2007-12-06T22:16:00.000-05:00

We’re not sure what’s worse for former American Idol finalist Jessica Sierra:

That she has referred to police officers who arrested her as “crackers,” or that she openly offered to give said crackers a blow job?

Vest courtesy of Vern Troyer

The train wreck of a singer called her Aunt Sheila on the Monday after her Saturday night arrest for disorderly intoxication, violation of probation and obstruction of justice. According to TMZ, though, Sierra had no idea why she was even in jail.

Jessica told her aunt: “I don’t even know what they arrested me for… I didn’t fight nobody but the police, little stupid f-cking crackers!”

Blake Fielder-Civil couldn’t have said it better himself.

Celebrity Baby names

2007-12-06T21:59:00.000-05:00

OK so I know the celebrities do some fucked up things, but some of these names you can just tell who's kids are going to end up drug addicts, who will end up rockerstars, party animal tramps, acid freaks, or probably grow up and kill their parents for giving them such a screwed up name!

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin: Baby daughter Apple and son Moses
A fruit and a profit

Matt & Annette Lauer: Baby boy Thijs
How the fuck do you ven pronounce that!

Alice Kim & Nicolas Cage: Baby son Kal-el Coppola
Superman fan much?

Shannyn Sossaman & Dallas Clayton: Baby son Audio Science
SERIOUSLY? These two aren't even high enough on the celebrity food chain to name their kid such a fucked up name. If he doesn't grow up to be a DJ he's fucked!

Toni Braxton & Keri Lewis: Baby son Diezel Ky
now imagine he grows up short, cracked out and skinny...and his name is Diezel

Heidi Klum & Seal: Baby son Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo
okay first two decent last two? is he fuckin' japanese!?

Jools Norton & Jamie Oliver: Baby daughter Daisy Boo
with a name like boo she better not grow up ugly and scary lookin!

Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings: Baby daughter Alabama Gypsy Rose
I see her future a desert dwelling gypsy thief of flowers!

Beth Riesgraf & Jason Lee: Baby son Pilot Inspektor
I love Jason Lee but LOOK AT WHAT YOU NAMED YOUR KID! Christ he's fucked for life!

Tonya Linette Lewis & Spike Lee: Baby daughter Satchel
SPIKE! DUDE! you just named your kid after a fucking sack that someone carries on their waist!

Claudia Schiffer & Matthew Vaughn: Baby son Caspar
caspar caspar? great nice good one dumbshits

Victoria's Secret Drinking Game!

2007-12-06T21:55:00.000-05:00

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Gillian Gibbons: 'I got more of an adventure than I bargained for'

2007-12-04T22:30:00.000-05:00

Gillian Gibbons, the teacher jailed in Sudan for allowing her pupils to name a teddy bear "Mohamed", arrived back in Britain today and declared: "I never imagined this would happen. I am just an ordinary primary school teacher."

"I am very sorry to leave Sudan. I had a fabulous time. It is a beautiful place and I had a chance to see some of the countryside. The Sudanese people I found to be extremely kind and generous and until this happened I only had a good experience."
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Warning!

2007-12-03T22:57:00.000-05:00

If you don't have a sense of humor don't play this video! I'm serious!

Told you, got to admit that some funny shit no matter who you are?

No Big Suprise

2007-12-03T22:49:00.000-05:00

Hell If this is the direction Tara Reids heading, it may be an actual cum back seeing as the movie business has not been so good. I'm sure she'll kick ass as a host of a party filled with street walkers.

Pictures that Tickle me in that funny place

2007-12-03T22:42:00.000-05:00

Wallmart hits panic mode with the announcement of the elimination of dumpster babies, and is forced to prepare for a 85% loss of future Wallmart Shoppers. Don't worry Wallmart execs there is always welfare recipients.

300 men slipped, fell, and died on the same floor in the same day causing OSHA to develop in record time a new cautionary floor sign for such an occasion.

For more funny pics like these check out the www.dailyhaha.com

The Douchebag Epidemic

2007-11-27T14:43:00.001-05:00

Douchebgas are unfortunalty unavoidable, and in the past two years or so they have infiltrated the masses like a swarm of shit flies popping up out of every turd around every corner. Completely unaware of their doucheyness, they strole into the night club imediatley purhcase the bathroom attendant cigars and proceed to hit on every chick in the bar evenutally irritating them to the point where a conversation with a decent fellow is now out of the question. Be sure to appologise to THEM when THEY hit YOU in the head with their cheap ass 2lb sterling sivler medallion while taking a myspace picture in the middle of a crowded dance floor.
These cheese dicks spend more money on hair products and body spray than any woman, liquid steel for the bullet-proof spiked "I was just traveling at the speed of light" Haircut that is the same as the other 7 friends there at the club with, oh and don't forget your popped collar and live strong bracelet...or the newest substitute the "affliction tee" (which I love and you asses are beating them into the ground and making them gay so stop it!) Just to make you all aware behind the fake brooklyn accent and all the other shit I just mentioned your only one wake-up call away from becoming a homo!

NEWS FLASH!: Entourage is a fuckin' TV Show
This video explains it all and I never get tired of watching it! Don't be suprised if you fit this description, just fix it fast!

Got Mistle Toe?

2007-11-26T18:33:00.000-05:00

Kissing under the mistletoe is my personal favorite, but just listening to this makes think of carp fighting for air!

Welcome to The Handbasket Of Hell!

2007-11-26T15:13:00.001-05:00

So here you will find any random rants of my twisted philosphy, breaking news that may or may not be true haha, and just about anything else my warped sense of thought decides to spew from my brain.

So with that being said, that dude "whatsisface" from that 80's band Quiet Riot I guess died somehow, not sure how didn't read into it too much, maybe be banged his head!! haha no wait maybe it was Metal Health that drove him mad! anyway since this is our first post why not have our first tribute video post go to that dude from that band that sang that song!

You can actually find out what happened to him here at TMZ.com